Kategorie: More Jokes

„Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.“

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old…

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. „I’ll never understand women“…

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don’t think…

It was Grandpa Jones‘ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to…

Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.

I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.

How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks…

What does an educated owl say? Whom.