Kategorie: More Jokes

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. „I’ll never understand women“…

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don’t think…

It was Grandpa Jones‘ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to…

Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.

I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What’s the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow….

I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why…

What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

„Look at that speed!“ said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. „Hmph!“ snorted the other. „You would…

What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.