Kategorie: More Jokes

„Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.“ „Next time, take off the candles.“

„Did you go shopping for my birthday present?“ „Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.“ „What thing is that?“ „Nothing!“

Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a Happy one!

„My birthday’s coming“ Do you know what I need?“ „Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?“

What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? „Hi, Buster.“

Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

„I’m giving a ’surprised‘ birthday party for you.“ „A ’surprised‘. birthday party? What’s that?“ „That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and…