Kategorie: More Jokes

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the…

I’d like to say something nice about you as it’s your birthday. Why don’t you? Because I can’t think of a single thing to…

A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‚What’s the matter?‘ she asked. ‚It’s my…

BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from…

What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !