Kategorie: More Jokes

What does an educated owl say? Whom.

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on…

What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

„Look at that speed!“ said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. „Hmph!“ snorted the other. „You would…

What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.

Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my…

What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. „Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,“ he…

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.

Two owls were playing pool. One said, „Two hits.“ The other replied, „Two hits to who?“