Kategorie: More Jokes

Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

Teacher: What’s a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma’am.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Monopoly!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

What’s a parrot’s favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!