Kategorie: More Jokes

Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don’t become polly-saturated!

What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Monopoly!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

What’s a parrot’s favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!