Kategorie: More Jokes

How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting „Pieces of four“? Short John Silver!

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !

What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!