Kategorie: More Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ‚Dad, dad, look what marma-laid‘ !

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !

Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don’t become polly-saturated!

What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Monopoly!