Kategorie: More Jokes

Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !

What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!

What goes ‚peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang‘ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What did the rich socialite’s parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ‚Dad, dad, look what marma-laid‘ !

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !

Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot