Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: „Leave it to Beaver.“
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, „Look, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to throw the switch in…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.
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Januar 6, 2021 Dentist jokes Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
Januar 6, 2021 Dentist jokes Patient: „It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.“ Dentist: „I just think of it as having my hands…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.
Januar 6, 2021 Dentist jokes „I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth.“ „Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. „Reverend,“ she wailed, „John and I had a DREADFUL fight!“ „Calm down, my child,“…