Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn’t any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That’s all right. I’m sentimental.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I’m afraid of a double-cross.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, „Make money at home.“