Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I’m afraid of a double-cross.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, „Make money at home.“
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn’t when I took it.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the…