Januar 6, 2021 Where is your wife? |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: „Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car…
Januar 6, 2021 Warning all shoplifters |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Very stupid robbers |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, „I hear sirens. Jump!“The second one said, „But we’re on the 13th floor!“The first…
Januar 6, 2021 Make a last request |Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't say this to a cop |The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost far from a home |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said…