Did you hear about the blonde that…

Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said „2 to 4 years“ Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. When asked what the capital of California was answered „C“. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.