A man walked into an appliance store and asked
the price of a 25″ remote controlled color television set. „One
dollar,“ the clerk replied. „You’ve got to be kidding.“ „Look, Mac,“
the
clerk said, „do you want it or not?“ Of course, the customer
gave him
a dollar. On the way out with his incredible bargain, the
suctomer saw
a big frost-free refrigerator with automatic ice maker.
„How much for
that?“ he asked the clerk. „Fifty cents,“ came the
reply. The
customer forked over the half dollar, saying, „What the
heck is going on
here?“ „Nothing is goining on here,“ the clerk
snapped. „But my boss
is at my house with my wife. And what he’s doing
to her, I’m doing to
his business.“
