An Englishman,
Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane
when
the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says “ We’re having
mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is
for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can
survive“
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman
takes a deep
breath and hollers „God Save The Queen“ and
jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers „Viva La France“ and
he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers
„Remember the Alamo“ and
he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of
the plane.
