Judge jokes

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced
the opposing lawyers.
„So,“ he said, „I have been presented, by
both of you, with a
bribe.“ Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. „You,
attorney Leon, gave me
$15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me
$10,000.“

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a
check. He handed it
to Leon … „Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and
we’re going to
decide this case solely on its merits.“

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