A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared.The man, somewhat nervously said, „I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him“.“Suit yourself,“ the farmer replied, „the hens are round the back.“
