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Januar 6, 2021 Bought a bad computer |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words „Etch-a-sketch“ on it. It’s celebrity spokesman is that „Hey Vern!“…
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Januar 6, 2021 Ode to spell checkers |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks…
Januar 6, 2021 Write your code in C |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles „Let it Be“)When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words…
Januar 6, 2021 Customer support logs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: „Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?“ Customer: „Yes, well, I’m having trouble with…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer problem report |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:________________________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about the causeof the problem:________________________________________________________________4. Problem Severity: A. Minor __ B….
Januar 6, 2021 If Microsoft built cars |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wouldn’t be available until AFTER that year,…
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