Januar 6, 2021 What movies teach us |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer acronyms list |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy Macintoshes It Bit Me It Built Microsoft It’s Better Manually…
Januar 6, 2021 Life cycle of software |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs…
Januar 6, 2021 Oh the Internet is slow |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow,…
Januar 6, 2021 Type what I tell you |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said „File not…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a keyboard error |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no…
Januar 6, 2021 Fixing broken computers |An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing furniture |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it…
Januar 6, 2021 Changing number terms |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create…
Januar 6, 2021 The system crash song |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of „The Monster Mash“) I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some…