Januar 6, 2021 A letter to the editors |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Windows 98 hourly tweaks |11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal „Impeach Janet Reno“ messages in start-up screen. 9. New Internet Explorer feature: whenever you visit…
Januar 6, 2021 New product cuts stress |From „Machine Design“ Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot…
Januar 6, 2021 Waiting on a long line |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft trademarks TM |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI) – Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) announced today…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft renames itself |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to „Moft“ — which will clear up space on user’s hard disks. It is…
Januar 6, 2021 Newest MS computer game |Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README file, v4.3Welcome!Congratulations!Welcome to the wonderful world of Microsoft Solitaire ’98!…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft runs the I.R.S. |If Microsoft Ran The IRS „Government should be run like a business.“ We’ve all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service…
Januar 6, 2021 The Twelve Bugs of Christmas |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager…
Januar 6, 2021 Abbott calling Costello |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that’s…