Januar 6, 2021 If the NSA ran Christmas… |Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons…
Januar 6, 2021 If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas… |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there would be presents for everyone, but no one would know…
Januar 6, 2021 If Fisher Price ran Christmas… |“Baby’s First Ornament“ would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree.
Januar 6, 2021 If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas… |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than…
Januar 6, 2021 If Apple ran Christmas… |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).
Januar 6, 2021 If Microsoft ran Christmas… |Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn’t have to take the tree, but you…
Januar 6, 2021 If IBM ran Christmas… |They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take about 24-36 hours of…
Januar 6, 2021 Programming language acronyms |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner’s Algorithms for Seemingly…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ten Commandments for C Programmers |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. 2. Thou shalt…