Januar 6, 2021 New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans |At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was „Where do you want to go today?“ These are some alternative and probably…
Januar 6, 2021 Architect programmer |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer help stories |AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger, a Dell Computer Corp….
Januar 6, 2021 Possible IBM acronyms |IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM: Inferior But…
Januar 6, 2021 Emacs acronyms |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and SurrealEMACS: Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate…
Januar 6, 2021 Twas the night before crisis |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.Programmers were wrung out,Too mindless to care,Knowing chances of…
Januar 6, 2021 How to shoot yourself in the foot |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a blindfold and a last…
Januar 6, 2021 Hacker syndrome |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day. Why they get up at 4am…
Januar 6, 2021 Girlfriend 1.0 software |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it’s a memory hogger! It…
Januar 6, 2021 Software development cycle |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains…