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Januar 6, 2021 Car break trouble | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain…
Januar 6, 2021 why the television is better than the World Wide Web |10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last time you tuned in to „Melrose…
Januar 6, 2021 The 25 BBS Commandments |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and password. Thou shalt only call…
Januar 6, 2021 The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.8. When…
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Januar 6, 2021 The Apple explosion |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases 50%“We’ll do it better,“ Says MicrosoftCUPERTINO, Calif. JANUARY 18, 1996The…