Januar 6, 2021 Diary of a computer lamer |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the best online service I can get. I can’t connect, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Have a Microsoft Christmas |’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father’s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons…
Januar 6, 2021 Some possible computer bumper stickers |1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.7. Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)8. Backups? We don‘…
Januar 6, 2021 Mailing list users changing light bulbs |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and…
Januar 6, 2021 The problem is at your end |One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Floppy disk care |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo…
Januar 6, 2021 Would you define OCR? |OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they’re in the right font,…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates picks his own punishment |Satan greets him: „Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and…
Januar 6, 2021 Types of computer viruses |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill…