Januar 6, 2021 Bragging about old times |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.“Why, my outfit was so well drilled,“ declared one, „that when they presented…
Januar 6, 2021 Recruiting any and all pilots |The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed…
Januar 6, 2021 Change your course now |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October,…
Januar 6, 2021 Giving very odd excuses |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. „Sorry, sir! I can explain,…
Januar 6, 2021 Requesting a three day pass |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says „Are you crazy? You just join the…
Januar 6, 2021 Giving sad news to a troop |The Captain called the Sergeant in. „Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones‘ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send…
Januar 6, 2021 Where does he work? |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. „Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Economics textbooks |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects. 3. Use it as paper weight on your…
Januar 6, 2021 Economists in parades |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad computer viruses |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all…