Januar 6, 2021 Economics astrology |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, „Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out right half the time….
Januar 6, 2021 Dinosaurs are talking |Dinosaur #1: „How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?“ Dinosaur #2: „What is an economist?“ Dinosaur #1: „A flunkie…
Januar 6, 2021 Half a year to live |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to…
Januar 6, 2021 Catching a criminal |“Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Talking on the plane |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a big problem |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, „Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I…
Januar 6, 2021 Economics ruins life |Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son’s discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would…
Januar 6, 2021 Economist Valentines |Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.3. Let’s raise housing starts…
Januar 6, 2021 An economist's logic |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for…
Januar 6, 2021 Poem about Economics |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea’s not defensible don’t make it comprehensible…