Januar 6, 2021 An economist's speech |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of…
Januar 6, 2021 Question and answer |An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to…
Januar 6, 2021 Why study Economics? |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: „Watch out for our invisible hands.“ 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3….
Januar 6, 2021 Finding accountants |A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a…
Januar 6, 2021 Counting some sheep |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. „Doctor, I just can’t get to…
Januar 6, 2021 Accountant and farmer |A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you pay taxes? |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, „Mr….
Januar 6, 2021 Hiring an accountant |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and…
Januar 6, 2021 Businessman is dying |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, „Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have…
Januar 6, 2021 Accountant in Heaven |An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and…