Januar 6, 2021 Telemarketers go away |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could…
Januar 6, 2021 How you made money |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, „Well, son,…
Januar 6, 2021 Repairing the phone |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone…
Januar 6, 2021 The ten ifs of employment |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it’s a friend, stop…
Januar 6, 2021 A tight travel budget |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to…
Januar 6, 2021 The requirements of this job |Employer: „In this job we need someone who is responsible.“Applicant: „I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,…
Januar 6, 2021 Who is doing the work around here? |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age,…
Januar 6, 2021 Those who don't know |The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who…
Januar 6, 2021 Japanese management lecture |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did he fire you? |Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, „Say, why did the foreman fire you?“Replied the second, „Well, you know how a foreman…