Januar 6, 2021 Keeping a high profile in an office |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you’re ready.Don’t sit down to talk….
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to stay at work all night |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to „chrysanthemum“.3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to leave work |1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel…again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I’ve decided to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Procrastinator's creed |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more…
Januar 6, 2021 The copy machine handout |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees….
Januar 6, 2021 Looks bad on resume cover letters |1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company…
Januar 6, 2021 Bosses versus workers |When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don’t do it, I am…
Januar 6, 2021 The work qualification test |Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having…
Januar 6, 2021 The accident report |Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put „poor…
Januar 6, 2021 The boss tells some jokes |The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had…