Januar 6, 2021 International airline |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia——————————————————————————–BritainBOAC = Better…
Januar 6, 2021 Teaching the child |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a…
Januar 6, 2021 Training the blonde |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so…
Januar 6, 2021 A Skydiving lesson |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde goes flying |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dream flying planes |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always want to go flying….
Januar 6, 2021 Story of my friend |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said „Hi Jack.“He shot me.
Januar 6, 2021 Scary organization |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
Januar 6, 2021 An emergency landing |According to „The Australian,“ an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat…
Januar 6, 2021 Airlines running operating systems |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then…