Januar 6, 2021 Real flight announcements |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the „in-flight safety lecture“ and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real…
Januar 6, 2021 Fear of bombs on planes |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much…
Januar 6, 2021 The world's smartest man? |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the…
Januar 6, 2021 A plane flying in the 1930s |In the early 1930’s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot…
Januar 6, 2021 Half off these tickets |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out…
Januar 6, 2021 The loss of engines |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced „One of the engines has failed and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can…
Januar 6, 2021 The plane is crashing into the ocean |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: „Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat…
Januar 6, 2021 The Christmas airport |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Boarding from what gate? |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice…