Januar 6, 2021 The blind skydiver |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:…
Januar 6, 2021 Air Force One crashes |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When…
Januar 6, 2021 There is a blond on the plane |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and…
Januar 6, 2021 Are blind pilots flying? |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can…
Januar 6, 2021 The whole world could be happy |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't be on this flight |“This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to…
Januar 6, 2021 A blind pilot is flying this plane? |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on…
Januar 6, 2021 Flying without a parachute |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 There are lawyers on the flight |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for…
Januar 6, 2021 Trouble with plane engines |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window.“Oh no!“ he screamed, „One of the engines just blew…