Januar 6, 2021 Advice from lawyers |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny’s mind quickly drifted…
Januar 6, 2021 Merry Christmas law |Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive,…
Januar 6, 2021 Learning a lesson |A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to…
Januar 6, 2021 Demise of a partner |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died….
Januar 6, 2021 You're a lawyer if |You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty…
Januar 6, 2021 Halls of Justice |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.Climbing in, he…
Januar 6, 2021 Keep that a secret |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach,…
Januar 6, 2021 History of lawyers |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, „You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so…
Januar 6, 2021 Talk to the judge |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at…
Januar 6, 2021 Unfit words to hear |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. „Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,“ instructed…