Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers on a jury |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning…
Januar 6, 2021 Introduce lawyers |“You are a cheat!“ shouted the attorney to his opponent.“And you’re a liar!“ bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, „Now that…
Januar 6, 2021 Fight to win a case |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid attorneys |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.“I locked my keys in my sports car!“ said the nervous lawyer.“No problem, I should…
Januar 6, 2021 Light bulb lawyers |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1:…
Januar 6, 2021 Who would steal? |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, „I have to go back…
Januar 6, 2021 Drinking too much |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked…
Januar 6, 2021 A cold winter night |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter’s night.He…
Januar 6, 2021 Big ethical dilemma |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that…
Januar 6, 2021 Helping a criminal |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a…