Januar 6, 2021 Japan is in trouble |Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine. It’s only a mater of time before that powerful engine…
Januar 6, 2021 From another planet |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has ruled that a defendant can’t show up for trial wearing…
Januar 6, 2021 Arguing effectively |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any…
Januar 6, 2021 I want to appeal a case |Lawyer: „Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.“Judge: „And what is the nature of the new…
Januar 6, 2021 Leaving money for the dead |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his…
Januar 6, 2021 Is there a way to thank you? |“How can I ever thank you?“ gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.“My dear woman,“ Darrow replied, „ever…
Januar 6, 2021 Who owns the cows? |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went to his father and asked if he…
Januar 6, 2021 Were you ever arrested? |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: „Have you ever been arrested?“He answered no to the question.The…
Januar 6, 2021 What is two plus two? |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer's club |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their…