Januar 6, 2021 I suppose I earned enough |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will. „Your estate is…
Januar 6, 2021 When you know you must really be drunk |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked…
Januar 6, 2021 I want to take money with me |As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of…
Januar 6, 2021 Free advice at social affairs? |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to…
Januar 6, 2021 Space photography |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures…
Januar 6, 2021 What's your wife's name? |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.“Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Trying to be impressive |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the oldest profession? |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said,…
Januar 6, 2021 What is his occupation? |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. „Tim, you be first,“ she said. „What does your mother…
Januar 6, 2021 How's business? |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.“How?s business?“ asked the first.“Rotten,“ replied the other. „Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty…