Januar 6, 2021 Drinking problem Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don’t!Mongo: I don’t have a drinking problem….
Januar 6, 2021 5 drinks A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a young Scotsman called Andy… There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said,…
Januar 6, 2021 A man had been drinking at the bar for hours… A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because…
Januar 6, 2021 A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked… A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman.“Hi,“ he said, „I’m new…
Januar 6, 2021 A horrible tragedy A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, „You look terrible. What’s the problem?““My…
Januar 6, 2021 It's a ladybug A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to…
Januar 6, 2021 Drunk walks into elevator… Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes,and…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost all my luggage McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog… A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The…