Januar 6, 2021 Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus… Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally,…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
Januar 6, 2021 Seventy year old George went for his annual physical… Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, „George everything looks…
Januar 6, 2021 Partial Dosage Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said „That’s no problem. Howmany do you…
Januar 6, 2021 Too much attention One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well caredfor. The next morning,…
Januar 6, 2021 An old lady lived by herself in a small house… An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocery store and…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't Forget! An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing waswrong…
Januar 6, 2021 A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse… A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test… Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, „What is three times three?““274,“ was his…
Januar 6, 2021 THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE… THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRUDE SAID, „I THINK I’LL GO UPSTAIRS NOW AND TAKEA…