Januar 6, 2021 Twice a day This guy goes into a doctors and says „Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!““Well how often do you…
Januar 6, 2021 A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson… A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to…
Januar 6, 2021 A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy… A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist howmuch it…
Januar 6, 2021 Together again Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children…
Januar 6, 2021 The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model… The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, „Driver, I don’t have…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather… kinky is using the whole chicken.
Januar 6, 2021 Flavoured condoms I recently tried some of these new ‚flavoured‘ condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every…
Januar 6, 2021 An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18… An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up…
Januar 6, 2021 A 70-year-old man has never been married… A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get…
Januar 6, 2021 A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him… A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed,…