Januar 6, 2021 A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters… A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see….
Januar 6, 2021 Alphabet Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and zTeacher: Where’s the p?Kid: It’s running…
Januar 6, 2021 A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal… A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat.“What animal is this?“ she asked….
Januar 6, 2021 A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing… A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter „R,“ and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it. To help…
Januar 6, 2021 Two children are in a doctor's waiting room… Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. „Why are you crying?“ asked the other child. „I’m here…
Januar 6, 2021 Fair Punishment Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn’t do my homework!
Januar 6, 2021 A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home… A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,“Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals.“
Januar 6, 2021 A real bastard A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An elderly lady passes by and feels…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks.
Januar 6, 2021 To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails… To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it’ll make her fat. ?I won’t do it any more,…