Big Jokes

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‚ Sis,‘ he said, ‚I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.‘ ‚That’s nice of you, Alfie,‘…

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.

‚What’s your father’s occupation?‘ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. ‚He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,‘ said the new…

Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ’shake…