Big Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

„Were any famous men born on your birthday?“ „No, only little babies.“

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

Man l: „I got my wife a VCP for her birthday“ Man 2: „Don’t you mean a VCR?“ Man 1: „No, a VCP ….

„This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.“ „Maybe you should spit out the plate!“

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!