Big Jokes

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!

„I’m giving a ’surprised‘ birthday party for you.“ „A ’surprised‘. birthday party? What’s that?“ „That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and…

Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

„My birthday’s coming“ Do you know what I need?“ „Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?“

Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a Happy one!

„Did you go shopping for my birthday present?“ „Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.“ „What thing is that?“ „Nothing!“

„Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.“ „Next time, take off the candles.“