Big Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? „Hi, Buster.“

What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

It was Grandpa Jones‘ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to…

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. „I’ll never understand women“…

„Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.“

„I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‚Happy Birthday.’“

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from…

BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the…