Big Jokes

Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same day as his father’s. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He…

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‚What’s the matter?‘ she asked. ‚It’s my…

I’d like to say something nice about you as it’s your birthday. Why don’t you? Because I can’t think of a single thing to…

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I…

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was…

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. „Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,“ he…

Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my…

„Look at that speed!“ said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. „Hmph!“ snorted the other. „You would…