Big Jokes

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!

Q: Why did the chicken say, „Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?“ A: He was studying foreign languages.

What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !

What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !

What is the strongest bird ? A crane !

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !