Big Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you’re the chicken !

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? „You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours !“

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !