Big Jokes

How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost

There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.

How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.

Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: „…….and ninthly…“