Big Jokes

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. „The cup holder on my…

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on…

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.

Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium’s floating point divider? A: „Life is like a box of chocolates…“ (Source: F. Gump of…

Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium,…

Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.

Q: What’s another name for the „Intel Inside“ sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.