Big Jokes

Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: „You’re all part of our team now….

„This little computer,“ said the sales clerk, „will do half of your job for you.“ Studying the machine, the senior VP said, „Fine, I’ll…

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the…

After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, „I see you have an…

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer–the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace – was doing…

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain…

Tech Support: „Which format are the images you send?“ Customer: „Rectangular, 15×11 centimeters.“

Customer: „It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?“

Customer: „Why didn’t you tell me I have call waiting?“ Tech Support: „Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting.“…